Big Nancy

Big Nancy was always a loner she hung out in bars every night would never let anyone own her seemed almost a prude, but not quite If somebody dared to approach her to ask 'do you fancy a drink?' Big Nancy would eye the encroacher mockingly – making him shrink But once in a while she'd surrender and beckon the guy to sit down she'd smile as he tried to befriend her secretly scorning the clown Each word, every wink, he would swallow then, staggering into the gloom Big Nancy would lead, he would follow unaware of his imminent doom So Nancy's admirer went missing like all of her courters of late 'cause after the flirting and kissing they all faced a horrible fate The men were all willing and trusty excited and slightly obsessed Big Nancy was bulky and busty she smothered them all with her breast © abre – 2016